April 23, 2007

"You can’t escape from life, you escape into it".-- Kitty Carlisle Hart, 1910-2007, (as she often quoted her husband Moss Hart)

"You can't turn back the clock but you can wind it up again."-- Bonne Prudden

April 16, 2007

Happy Birthday!

It's my favorite time of the year...

April 04 - Tolik
April 18 - Igor
April 19 - Mamochka
April 20 - Irchik
April 20 - DNA
April 21 - Kseniya
April 22 - Brian
April 25 - Irkin
April 29 - Julzie

I will you all the very best that money CAN'T buy!

Love, Happiness, Success and above all Health!

"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."-Jerry Seinfeld
Ignorance is innocence...Stupidity comes with experience.

April 8, 2007

It's been a while...

Well, it's definitely been a while since I posted. I have worked three weeks straight without a single day off, so posting on my blog was unfortunately not a priority. As the tax season is almost over I'm hoping that after a weekend of rest, friends and taxes, I'll be able to post a bit more. In the meantime, a little something to make you all smile:

New 2007 Tax Code

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007 , the penis will now be taxed according to size. (Thanks to our new speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi)

The brackets are> as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone fewer than 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.

Have a happy day!!!