December 31, 2007

С Новым 2008 Годом!

Стучат часы, уходит старый год,
Шуршит его последняя страница.
Пусть лучшее, что было, не уйдет,
А худшее не смеет возвратиться!

December 26, 2007

Sometimes I'm a cornball and stuff likes this makes me cry.

Любовь — это награда, полученная без заслуг...

Любить — значит видеть чудо, невидимое для других.

Любовь — Это одиночество двоих в огромном мире

Любовь — Это oдно дыханье на двоих

Любовь - это Молчание, Прикосновение, Обещание.

Это - секрет один на двоих,

И это - отсутствие всяких секретов.

Любовь - это тот, кто будет держать тебя за руку и чувствовать твое сердце.

Любовь - это искусство Прощения.

Любовь говорит на своем языке - язык взгляда, языке жеста, молчаливого признания.

Любовь проявляет себя во всем и во всех

Она рождается из ничего и умирает из-за всего, не приемля насилия, фальши и лжи

потому, что Любовь - это Свобода

Свобода быть самим собой рядом с тем, кто принимает тебя таким, каков ты есть

Любовь - начало всех начал на свете, она рождает все, что в мире есть.

Первое чувство, которое испытывает в своей жизни человек - любовь к матери.

Последнее чувство, которое он уносит с собой, - любовь к оставляемому миру.

Сказать “Я тебя люблю” займет несколько секунд, показать как - займет всю жизнь.

"Крикни - услышит любой, прошепчи - услышит ближайший, и только я услышу, о чем ты молчишь" - это Любовь.

Если Она - это первое, о чем ты думаешь, когда просыпаешься; единственное - когда бодрствуешь; и последнее, о чем ты думаешь, перед тем как заснуть - значит это - Любовь

wtf is it anyway?

December 21, 2007

December 19, 2007

Revolution Baby!

not necessarily in this order :-)

Ваше предназночение в этом мире

Твое имя
Предназночение:править миром

Ваше предназночение в этом мире

Твое имя
Предназночение:разволить страну

Ваше предназночение в этом мире

Твое имя
Предназночение:совершить революцию
Нельзя одновременно жить на широкую ногу и прекрасно выглядеть на среднюю зарплату. Что-то будет хромать.

Если одновременно исполнены 2 условия (жить на широкую ногу и прекрасно выглядеть), то будет хромать третье условие - совесть. При четвертом условии: если она есть.

December 18, 2007


Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Gloria Steinem
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Oscar Wilde
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

from sex and the city:
Carrie: He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress -- you know it's not your style, but it's right there, so you try it on anyway.

he he:
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Nice dress.

Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Maybe if we never veered offcourse we wouldnt fall in love or be who we are...

Carrie: I realized I was in the throes of an existential crisis. One that not even the sight of this season's Dolce & Gabbana strappy sandals could lift me out of.

Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

A great cartoon I found :-)

"Balls are to men, what handbags are to women. They're just a little bag, but you feel naked without it." -Sex and the City

December 14, 2007

Being Single Sucks ;-)

From my Individual Taxation training:

"Single is the default [status]. If you can't find another status to be in, you're SINGLE." for tax purposes :-)

"Married filing separately is a status you don't want to have, that's worse than being single"
That's about the only thing I learned after a week of training, but I'll be back in NY on Sunday with stories, going to see An'ka dance at the World Salsa Championships tonight, and to see Mickey tomorrow!

Kisses and some pics are on Fotki :-)!

December 11, 2007

Happy Holidays!

I'm in Orlando ;-)

Well, I'm in training . . . waking up at 6:30 and sitting in class all day is not fun, but at least it's 80 degrees out here and we're going out every night. Here are some pictures from our first day out. Tonight we're going to Universal City Walk so no rest again . . . woohoo?!?!!!

Forward me your funny emails, I need new content! LoL!

December 6, 2007

Random Thought #562147

Coming across an interesting blog I stumbled upon online, I realized that I haven't written in a while. And yes, I update fairly frequently with pictures and quotes and other weird things I find on the web, but I haven't written in a long time. The words don't come that easily anymore. Maybe I'm spending way too much time on facebook and maybe it's that I have so many thoughts lately that it's hard to just put them down on paper. . .or word processor, rather. Does anyone even use that term anymore? Word Processor? Is it just word? Is it just assumed that we type everything these days? There's no more handwritten letters, no more love notes, no more notes passed around in class. Now it's texting, iming, emailing and blogging. Where's the human communication? Where's the need to hear a human voice? What's the point if all we do, is go eat anyway (usually in Anyway).

I guess that's my ramblings at 11:29 p.m. Maybe something more interesting will occur to me. Keep Reading. :-)

High Tech Dresses ;-)

Happy Hannukah from Carlson!

December 5, 2007


Subject: Major Merger

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.

While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Chanukah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we're told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the 15 Days of Chrisnukah, as the new holiday is being called.

Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

Also, instead of translating to A great miracle happened there, the message on the dreydl will be the more generic Miraculous stuff happens. In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts. In fact, one of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa, even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year when Oreos were finally declared to be kosher. All sides appeared happy about this development except for Santa's dentist.


to all the December babies, Happy Birthday!

День рождения ― хорошая дата,
Но немножко грустно всегда,
Потому что летят незаметно,
Наши лучшие в жизни года.
День рождения ― особая дата,
Этот праздник ни с чем не сравнить.
Кто―то умный придумал когда―то:
Имениннику радость дарить.
Радость встречи, улыбки надежды,
Пожеланья здоровья, тепла,
Чтобы счастье безоблачным было,
Чтоб успешными были дела!!!

Желаю в этот день напиться,
В своей квартире заблудиться.
Друзей, родных не узнавать,
И не найти свою кровать.

December 4, 2007


The Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone Should Celebrate Hanukkah
10 No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney
9 Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree
8 Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake
7 You get to learn cool new words like "Kislev" and "far-shtoonken-ah"
6 No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa Claus isn't real
5 Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how your menorah is blinding them senseless
4 It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve
3 In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could kick Frosty's butt
2 No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your roof
And the Number One reason why everyone should celebrate Hanukkah is:
None of that Naughty-Nice Stuff EVERYONE GETS LOOT !!!

Girls, Girls, Girls :-)

December 1, 2007

Congratulations Lily and Mark!

Чтобы жена считала мужа точкой опоры,
- он должен носить ее на руках.

What is going on here?????

our beloved photographer of the night . . . (loved by all, except maybe Julie)
Bite Me!